cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)

stability:

relationship goals: fucking you on the desk where you work

I WANT LADY GAGA TO FUCKING PUNCH ME AND CHOKE THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND SIT ON MY FACE WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HOT OH MY GOD

I SEE GAGA IN 3 DAYS I AM TOO EXCITED HELP